Right before walking into the coffee shop, B texts me that he's in the far back corner. He suggested a coffee shop, and I've strategically chosen this particular coffee shop knowing that it closes early. So if the date isn't going well, I have an easy out. And boy, did I need that out.
I walk to the back to find he's ordered without me. Although, I do admit, I like ordering together just because there's a nice conversation that goes along with ordering. Ya know where you ask what they're getting and they ask what you're getting. And you get a little insight into what they're like. Do they like sweet drinks? Do they like it hot? Do they like it cold? Are they high maintenance? Do they need all the bells and whistles? Are they straightforward? Do they take their coffee black? But whatever. I order my drink, sit down, and know within about 30 seconds this is going to be bad. Pro tip, gentlemen: If you can't think of what to say, LITERALLY ASK HER THE SAME QUESTION SHE ASKED YOU 2 SECONDS AGO. He talks down to me and definitely thinks I'm much too vapid for his tastes. I'm supposed to be impressed that he went to a fancy-ass university. Only I literally go to the same university he went to... My second favorite part of the whole date (my first favorite part being when it ended) was when I asked him about his choice in drinks. He ordered orange juice and a brownie. He goes on to tell me about how he hates coffee and tea and basically all hot drinks. WHY ON EARTH DID YOU SUGGEST WE GO TO A COFFEE SHOP?!
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